"I'm sure back home they think I've lost my mind." -- Ben Folds Five
2008-06-25 - 8:04 p.m.
Fake one year wedding anniversaries are better than Real one year wedding anniversaries because it means you can eat chips and salsa, strawberry cream cheese balls, and watch bad '80s movies, without the hassle of all the formalities that go along with real anniversaries.
And the best part? FAKE COMITTMENT!
We've stumbled onto something big here. I encourage you all to get married and then never turn in the paperwork! IT'S GREAT!!
I wish I were being sarcastic.